The Onion Says It Won’t Wait for the Courts, Will Launch Infowars to Pay Sandy Hook Families The Punchline That Became a Promise When you first heard that The Onion , the same folks who brought you headlines like “New Study Reveals 90% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot” , was trying to buy Alex Jones ’ Infowars , you probably laughed. I know I did. It sounded like one of their own jokes. The world’s most famous satirical news outlet taking over the world’s most infamous conspiracy theory platform? That’s the kind of premise that writes itself. But here’s the thing: it’s not a joke anymore. On July 2, 2026, The Onion is launching its version of Infowars. And they’re doing it without court approval. Why? Because they’re tired of waiting. And more importantly, because Sandy Hook families are tired of waiting for the $1.5 billion they’re owed. Sometimes, justice needs a sense of humor. The Backstory, How We Got Here Before we talk about what’s happening next,...
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